Leinart: 49ers or 69ers? Announcement Today.

Option 1: Mad green, groupies, L'Oreal Styling Gel commercials
Option 2: BCS, groupies, 2 Heismans

The poor guy has expressed a severe amount of difficulty in making a decision. I can't say I blame him because I'm sure that's a real toughie. Were I a man, this would be a seriously taxing decision! Of course, there's the whole money issue but all things being equal, it's gotta be tough when a football player has to make a decision on where he'll be able to scoop up a higher percentage of the cat. NFL... USC... USC... NFL... Song girls or groupies... Cheerleaders or MILFS...Bay Area Women or LA Women. It's enough to make ya dizzy! And I'm sure it's worn him out. The poor thing. He goes to class and awaiting him are 8 girls - all bleached blondes with C-cups, new nose jobs, and 26 inch waists, their legs quivering as they itch to be at his beck and call. "If I stay another year, we can make history." But then it's a rainy day in LA and he heads out to lunch. Where are the girls? They're not on campus, they're not in the streets - well, no one but the Rainy Day Women, at least. And that's when it hits him... it's time to really consider the NFL. Norm Chow could be gone to the Ravens.. The quality of the Song Girls has diminished in the last couple of years. Is there any part of Troy that he's yet to conquer? When one has the opportunity to move to a higher level, it is incumbent upon that individual to do so. Life is about challenges... it's about tackling adversity. The harder you try to meet and beat those challenges, the more you strive to rise to the occasion, the more one gets out of life. To settle for another year at USC is cowardice** AND (oh yes, there's an "and") lunacy. Onward and upward, Mr. Leinart.

It's Booty Time!


**Disclaimer - I don't think he's a coward. I was just being a jerk. He's a great player, I know this. Al Davis, Please draft him. I can't survive another Kerry Collins season.