I Wrote Jose Guillen Instead of Ozzie Guillen

Check out my Tuesday update at SportsbyBrooks, which includes:

• Me having my head in my ass and accidentally calling ChiSox manager Ozzie Guillen, Jose.. twice
• Eva Longoria discovering her inner sex goddess with a Brazilian wax. [I swear by them. Ladies, stop messing around and get a Brazilian. It won't be that bad - just take an aspirin before your appointment. I swear it'll change your world.]
• F.U.T.O - An Open Letter to Terrell Owens
• Indiana high school football coach: "Running clock sends a bad message to kids"
• ... and more