Wanna Smoke a Bowl with Randy Moss?

I'd sure like to. Randy Moss admitted to partaking of the ganja "every blue moon" to Bryant Gumbel and (on Tuesday) to Real Sports' millions of viewers as well. [I don't know how many people actually watch Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel the first time around but after the 18th airings of Big Fish, You Got Served, and Drumline in a week, Real Sports is probably the best thing happening on HBO (Besides Real Sex, of course) until Inside the NFL comes back on.]

"I have used, you know, marijuana ... since I've been in the league. But as far as abusing it and, you know, letting it take control over me, I don't do that, no."

Ah, good. Then what is controlling you, Randy? In 1995, Notre Dame revoked his scholarship after he got in a fight with a kid at his high school and was jailed for battery. But that didn't bumfuzzle Bobby Bowden. He scooped up Moss but couldn't justify keeping him (when have you seen Bowden not give a kid 42 chances?) after Moss violated his probation by smoking marijuana and went back to jail. Lesson learned? Obviously not. God forbid Randy be a little less obvious.

When pressed on whether he still gets blazed, Moss said, "I might. I might have fun. And, you know, hopefully ... I won't get into any trouble by the NFL by saying that, you know. I have had fun throughout my years and, you know, predominantly in the offseason."

Predominately in the offseason? He hopes he won't get in any trouble by the NFL by saying that? Thanks, Randy!! You fucking assbag!! GAH!!!!! My Raiders are in dire straits as it is. The last thing we need is Moss picking up a suspension because he wants to be coy with Bryant Gumble, which causes the league to get wise and test him every 5 minutes.

"But, you know, I don't want any kids, you know, watching this taking a lesson from me as far as 'Well, Randy Moss used it so I'm going to use it.' I don't want that to get across. Like I say ... I have used marijuana in the past. And every blue moon or every once in a while I might."

I figure Randy's other "don't do like me" lessons for the kids include, but are unlikely limited to: don't run over traffic cops, squirt refs in the face with water bottles, verbally abuse corporate sponsors on the team bus, "moon" Packer fans at Lambeau, beat up high school classmates, or leave the field with 2 seconds to go before a loss.

I guess it's good that he apologized in advance for any absurd on or off-field antics but I hate him anyway... and if he doesn't catch 55 touchdowns this season, I'll hate him extra.