Elijah's Bush & Pumping Iron

Every time I see Elijah Wood, he looks more and more like a sexual offender... and Drew Carey.

Rather than wonder what compelled Frodo to pop his head out of a scary jungle bush, I would like to know what twist dreamt up this cutout, convinced others that it was a good idea, and found a way to charge people to get their pictures taken with it.

And from the scariest thing I've ever seen files, check out a blog I happened upon while at work: WomenPumpingIron.com Blog. At first, I didn't want to say anything negative about this site for fear that one of the scantily clad, tattooed women would hunt me down and force me to watch a bodybuilding routine. The tragic result would be my needing new eyeballs after I threw my original ones at her in extreme fright. Then I realized that I could actually use a new pair, so bring it on ladies!