What's the Name? Notre Dame!

I'm not sure how to approach this particular piece of hilarity...

Now I don't want to trash on anyone's method of fanship but this is simply out of control. Meet Daryl Buchanan, avid Notre Dame fan and, from what I can tell, operator of Planet Love/Daryl Buchanan Enterprises, the "Home of the Rap Roll Groove Smooth." It's beyond me what that means but when I first spotted this picture, I thought that maybe I was having a flashback to the days of Tony Toni Tone, PM Dawn, and Arrested Development; as it happens, Mr. Buchanan is a musical artist that actually exists in the present.

Located on Mr. Buchanan's site is a clip to what he purports to be "the hot new theme song." He wrote and produced it and, apparently, "it's voted Michiana's #1 ND Football song. A fan favorite." If this is the #1 football song that's because there aren't any others in existence.

I'm proud to present to you 20 seconds of "What's the Name? Notre Dame!" along with lyrics as best as I could decipher them. Have a listen... and a laugh.

Blah, blah Joe Theismann and Tim Brown won the Heisman
And as the Irish set sail, there was the quick one Rocket Ismail
And in '88 it was Tony Rice, the N.D. quarterback
With Bettis and Waters in the backfield, they mastered the Irish down attack
It's time to play, Charlie Weis is the MAAAN
I know he's gonna take the Irish to the football promised land
Go Go Go Go GO IRISH
(Yeah!)
GO GO!
What's the name?
NOTRE DAME! NOTRE DAME!
Go Go Go Go GO IRISH
(Yeah!)
GO GO!
What's the name?
NOTRE DAME! NOTRE DAME!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm feeling a little inspired to throw on some MC Hammer genie pants and spend a few minutes doing the Hammer Dance and the running man... maybe even the Electric Slide ;)

GO IRISH! BEAT PITT!