Larry Johnson Whines About Kansas City Citizens

It's always been my understanding that UFO's go after green teeth while they're tying down their trailer in preparation for the next F5 but it seems that the aliens have found a new target.

In other news, Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, who's run like a man possessed since Priest Holmes departure, is complaining yet again. Though he's thrilled with his workload, he's not so pleased with Kansas City as a town. "Everybody's old. It's like the Bush Republican crowd." Johnson says he doesn't feel comfortable with the Kansas City citizenry because they don't accept his personality, his tattoos, or the way he dresses.

"I'm just very uncomfortable with the people here and the way they see me and the way they sometimes treat me. It has nothing to do with football. It has to do with when I'm out on the town."

Yah huh. Newsflash Larry! It's not your tattoos or your Roc-a-Wear or your personality. It's your crapass attitude and your inability to behave like you didn't just get off the corner. When you go out on the town acting a fool, beating your girlfriends, and engaging in random acts of thuggery, old white people tend to frown at you! I know it's crazy and traumatic but even if your claims are true, it can't be worse than anything you experienced in 4 years at Happy Valley - a place that makes Kansas City look like Compton. Shutup and run the football.