Limbaugh Wants to Bring Love to McNabb-TO Feud

Do you remember when right-wing talking head/pill popper, Rush Limbaugh, suggested to the Sunday NFL Countdown crew that the media overhyped and overrated Donovan McNabb because they wanted to see a black quarterback succeed and was met with rage, cries of racism, and a forced resignation? Of course you do. It seems that now, Mr. Limbaugh, fresh from rehab with a new lease on life, is trying to insert himself into the Terrell Owens-McNabb feud as a broker of peace.

"I'm a uniter. I believe in compassion and understanding and bringing people together ... I like to heal rifts out there and there's a huge rift that has developed here on the eve of the National Football League season and somebody needs to do something about it."

Pardon me while I laugh. Rush Limbaugh, compassionate uniter. I never thought I'd see the day. I'm just hoping he rides this thing out with a new motto and image. "I'm a uniter, not a divider, baby! I'm Rush - a hero.. not a zero!" Then he can give the camera a thumbs up and talk about togetherness. Ya know, I haven't read anything so blatantly foolish since Jay Mohr's column that asked "Where Are the True Yankees?" Someone tell me what Rush Limbaugh has to gain by mediating a dispute between a crying wench and his quarterback. I can only assume that it's either an olive branch to McNabb and the football world or an act of desperation by a closet Philthy fan. Don't tell me that it's because he's a good person. I refuse that explanation.

"This rift cannot be allowed to continue, ladies and gentlemen. It just can't, and I would like to offer this program as a means of getting these two Americans and star players back together. They may not want to talk to each other face-to-face, but perhaps they would join me on this program and speak to each other telephonically via this program and settle this."

If two black men were on Rush Limbaugh's radio program at one time, the world would implode on itself and collapse.