Is It Really So Much To Ask for Al Davis to Die?

Marinelli - out; Saunders - out; Lofton - out; Petrino - out (thanks to his 16 year old son); Martz - out; Whisenhunt - out. It's about time for Gary Barnett to remove his name for consideration, isn't it?

Oakland is the only team currently with a head-coach opening and the worst option in the NFL. First time head coaches are avoiding it like the plague, unwilling to end their careers before things ever begin, and everyone hanging out on fired row is running for the hills. The only option left is Art Shell, a retread so old he's become new again.

For the above-mentioned reasons, I resubmit my request to those on the ethereal plain to shuffle Al Davis loose the mortal coil and take him to the 9th circle of Hell... preferably in Judecca. I know some would say, "Well Al Davis is evil but 9th Circle evil?" OH YES! Al Davis isn't just evil on purpose, he has knowingly and deliberately betrayed Raider Nation by a number of offenses previously listed in my post Why Is Norv Turner Still Employed? He should take his place in Cocytus with Satan, Brutus, Cassius, and Judas Iscariot for leading us down the primrose path. For too long I believed the right coach would turn around this madness but not only is there NOT a right coach, there is NO COACH. Only Al Davis is so contemptible, so evil, so impossibly loathsome that people would rather take a job as a rodeo clown than be a head coach in his organization. I want him to die. Right now. Painless or peaceful, I couldn't care less. He simply must go. Maybe that flesh-eating monster that's slowly eroding his face can kick its shit into overdrive and take him down. Traitorous bastard.